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<rss version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>Hi, I’m Jonathan Gabrus — actor, writer and comedian. I live in Brooklyn and make comedy in a variety of ways. This is my website. Still a work in progress.

gabrus loves Dungeons and Dragons and rugby.

email him at gabrusATgmailDOTcom if you must.


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Brian Steinberg bsteinberg@principatoyoung.com</description><title>iamgabrus</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @gabrus)</generator><link>http://www.gabrus.com/</link><item><title>Saw this statue in the National Gallery in D.C. and thought it...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kx65p4N0oE1qz9xr4o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Saw this statue in the National Gallery in D.C. and thought it looked like a less cute version of my good friend and hilarious comedian &lt;a href="http://www.derrickcomedy.com/"&gt;Dominic Dierkes&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.gabrus.com/post/365216513</link><guid>http://www.gabrus.com/post/365216513</guid><pubDate>Mon, 01 Feb 2010 10:29:28 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>danmeth:

Google Earth GuysIn this long-awaited sequel to...</title><description>&lt;object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1928379&amp;fullscreen=1" width="400" height="225"&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /&gt;&lt;param name="movie" quality="best" value="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1928379&amp;fullscreen=1" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1928379&amp;fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="400" height="225" allowscriptaccess="always"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://danmeth.com/post/356306755/googleearthguys"&gt;danmeth&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Google Earth Guys&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br/&gt;In this long-awaited sequel to &lt;a target="_self" href="http://danmeth.com/post/213808236/googlestreetviewguys"&gt;“Google Street View Guys”&lt;/a&gt;, the unlucky employees have to map out the world one more time… from &lt;i&gt;above&lt;/i&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Dan is an insanely talented guy.  I always have a blast doing these with Nacho&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.gabrus.com/post/356315320</link><guid>http://www.gabrus.com/post/356315320</guid><pubDate>Wed, 27 Jan 2010 11:37:52 -0500</pubDate><category>video page</category></item><item><title>Sophmore year of college.  I never changed, only got bigger, but...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwlsjezeRf1qz9xr4o1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Sophmore year of college.  I never changed, only got bigger, but my ass stayed the same tiny size.  Want to hear the story behind this photo?  Well I don’t remember this one.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Though, I have plenty more stories mark your calendar and come hear ‘em&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://newyork.ucbtheatre.com/shows/2266"&gt;http://newyork.ucbtheatre.com/shows/2266&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.gabrus.com/post/346071080</link><guid>http://www.gabrus.com/post/346071080</guid><pubDate>Thu, 21 Jan 2010 10:33:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Growing Up So Fast
Picture and Couch by Tiffany Bernard</title><description>&lt;img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwj5o6ajhn1qz9xr4o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Growing Up So Fast&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Picture and Couch by Tiffany Bernard&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.gabrus.com/post/343839203</link><guid>http://www.gabrus.com/post/343839203</guid><pubDate>Wed, 20 Jan 2010 00:24:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Love working with CHTV especially on the all-nighters.  I am...</title><description>&lt;object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1926108&amp;fullscreen=1" width="400" height="225"&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /&gt;&lt;param name="movie" quality="best" value="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1926108&amp;fullscreen=1" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1926108&amp;fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="400" height="225" allowscriptaccess="always"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Love working with CHTV especially on the all-nighters.  I am posting this video for my bear chaser fans out there!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.gabrus.com/post/289102986</link><guid>http://www.gabrus.com/post/289102986</guid><pubDate>Fri, 18 Dec 2009 12:14:59 -0500</pubDate><category>video page</category><category>bearbait</category></item><item><title>This is what I have become.  A proud dad who drags his kid to...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kur62yHTgb1qz9xr4o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;This is what I have become.  A proud dad who drags his kid to get pictures with Santa.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.gabrus.com/post/286227576</link><guid>http://www.gabrus.com/post/286227576</guid><pubDate>Wed, 16 Dec 2009 11:06:34 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Alumni Game (03 or 04) Not the game where I ate a dead...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuphzoOaRb1qz9xr4o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Alumni Game (03 or 04) Not the game where I ate a dead snake.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Come to my show thursday to hear about that night&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://newyork.ucbtheatre.com/shows/178"&gt;http://newyork.ucbtheatre.com/shows/178&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.gabrus.com/post/284920978</link><guid>http://www.gabrus.com/post/284920978</guid><pubDate>Tue, 15 Dec 2009 13:28:36 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Okay...Maybe Just One More</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I am finally doing a one man show, telling some true tales of debauchery and embarrassment from my past, and getting drunk with you, the audience.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I will have a new guest bartender with every show.  It should be a blast.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I guarantee if you don’t enjoy it, when you leave you will at least say…Jesus Christ that guy is a mess.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Okay Maybe Just One More&lt;br/&gt;Thursday December 17th at 6:30 (I am up 3rd, 3 shows for the price of 1)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;5 bucks and 2 dollar PBRs&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;written and performed by Jonathan Gabrus&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Directed by John Flynn&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;featuring Ben Rodgers as the guest bartender.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Make a reservation&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://newyork.ucbtheatre.com/reservations/create/15842"&gt;http://newyork.ucbtheatre.com/reservations/create/15842&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.gabrus.com/post/274847660</link><guid>http://www.gabrus.com/post/274847660</guid><pubDate>Tue, 08 Dec 2009 12:16:57 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>The ‘Writers Who Never Talk’
Matt Fisher, Jon...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku4rhgR8bg1qz9xr4o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;The ‘Writers Who Never Talk’&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Matt Fisher, Jon Gabrus, John Murray, Nate Smith&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(Not Pictured: Anthony Atamanuik and Gavin Speiller)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.gabrus.com/post/269031298</link><guid>http://www.gabrus.com/post/269031298</guid><pubDate>Fri, 04 Dec 2009 08:44:04 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Looking pretty agile and just plain pretty (in pink) at the NY...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktxfd38iIj1qz9xr4o1_r1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Looking pretty agile and just plain pretty (in pink) at the NY 7’s rugby tournament on Saturday.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.gabrus.com/post/263523159</link><guid>http://www.gabrus.com/post/263523159</guid><pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 09:38:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Here I am working out in the newest Crucial Man episode.
The...</title><description>&lt;object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1924707&amp;fullscreen=1" width="400" height="225"&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /&gt;&lt;param name="movie" quality="best" value="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1924707&amp;fullscreen=1" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1924707&amp;fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="400" height="225" allowscriptaccess="always"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Here I am working out in the newest Crucial Man episode.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The shorts rip at the end was not set up.  I just decided to try to squat in shorts that were way too tight.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;view the rest at&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/thecrucialman"&gt;www.collegehumor.com/thecrucialman&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.gabrus.com/post/247332788</link><guid>http://www.gabrus.com/post/247332788</guid><pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 11:02:00 -0500</pubDate><category>video page</category></item><item><title>jeffrubinjeffrubin:

AND we’re going to break some world records...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt5v85cdPo1qz8ca1o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.jeffrubinjeffrubin.com/post/244950526/and-were-going-to-break-some-world-records-and-my"&gt;jeffrubinjeffrubin&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;AND we’re going to break some world records AND my parents will be there. Don’t miss this one.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Oh Snap.  Look at that line up I am part of…Hope I don’t STBBT (shit the bed big time)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.gabrus.com/post/245026693</link><guid>http://www.gabrus.com/post/245026693</guid><pubDate>Sun, 15 Nov 2009 13:54:46 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Creepy ‘Writer who Never Talks’


photo by Anthony...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksywox3FgD1qz9xr4o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Creepy ‘Writer who Never Talks’&lt;/p&gt;


&lt;p&gt;photo by Anthony Antamanuik&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.gabrus.com/post/240772305</link><guid>http://www.gabrus.com/post/240772305</guid><pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 18:17:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Killgore was fun.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksjw7gcwGE1qz9xr4o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Killgore was fun.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.gabrus.com/post/232141105</link><guid>http://www.gabrus.com/post/232141105</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 15:42:51 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>joshruben:

Crucial Man, a web show I directed starring the one...</title><description>&lt;object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1924026&amp;fullscreen=1" width="400" height="225"&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /&gt;&lt;param name="movie" quality="best" value="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1924026&amp;fullscreen=1" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1924026&amp;fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="400" height="225" allowscriptaccess="always"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://joshruben.tumblr.com/post/231173925/crucial-man-a-web-show-i-directed-starring-the"&gt;joshruben&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Crucial Man, &lt;/i&gt;a web show I directed starring the one and only &lt;a href="http://gabrus.tumblr.com"&gt;Jon Gabrus&lt;/a&gt; and produced by my buddy &lt;a href="http://danielnavetta.tumblr.com"&gt;Dan Navetta&lt;/a&gt;. Watch it for man. &lt;a href="http://digg.com/comedy/Our_host_Jon_Gabrus_teaches_you_the_crucial_information_on"&gt;Digg&lt;/a&gt; it for mankind.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Check out me hosting a new web series…All the episodes will be available at &lt;a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/thecrucialman"&gt;http://www.collegehumor.com/thecrucialman&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.gabrus.com/post/232038823</link><guid>http://www.gabrus.com/post/232038823</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 13:18:13 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>patbaer:

katespencer:

I have a serious soft spot in my heart...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksg3i7Qr501qz7qexo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://patbaer.tumblr.com/post/230009221/katespencer-i-have-a-serious-soft-spot-in-my"&gt;patbaer&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://katespencer.tumblr.com/post/229976397/i-have-a-serious-soft-spot-in-my-heart-for"&gt;katespencer&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I have a serious soft spot in my heart for Killgore. Last year’s run of shows pulled me out of the massive depression I had been in for over a year following my mom’s death. It reminded me why I loved performing and comedy, and how lucky I am to do these things with an amazing bunch of hilarious and supportive people.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This year I’m in a much better place mentally, and just got to sit back and enjoy the madness of getting “naked close” to peeps while covered in chocolate sauce.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I’m really grateful for both experiences.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;[Photo: the super-talented Ari Scott, of course]&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Awesome cast, awesome crew. These people are fantastic!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;fun nights for real.  I am still exhausted and still cleaning blood out of my ears.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.gabrus.com/post/230097385</link><guid>http://www.gabrus.com/post/230097385</guid><pubDate>Sun, 01 Nov 2009 16:58:06 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>mattfisher:

I can certainly understand how the Kennedys...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kseb66c4hE1qzoki7o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://mattfisher.tumblr.com/post/229144318/i-can-certainly-understand-how-the-kennedys-feel"&gt;mattfisher&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I can certainly understand how the Kennedys feel.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Fisher and I doing a scene in our new 4 man improv group.  TJ, Alec, and Gabsher&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.gabrus.com/post/229147216</link><guid>http://www.gabrus.com/post/229147216</guid><pubDate>Sat, 31 Oct 2009 16:24:38 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>jeffrubinjeffrubin:

I knew I said I was going to stop posting...</title><description>&lt;object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1923955&amp;fullscreen=1" width="400" height="225"&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /&gt;&lt;param name="movie" quality="best" value="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1923955&amp;fullscreen=1" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1923955&amp;fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="400" height="225" allowscriptaccess="always"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.jeffrubinjeffrubin.com/post/227214724/i-knew-i-said-i-was-going-to-stop-posting-bleep"&gt;jeffrubinjeffrubin&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I knew I said I was going to stop posting Bleep Bloops here unless I’m really excited about them, but &lt;a href="http://www.gabrus.com/"&gt;Gabrus&lt;/a&gt; has one of my favorite Bloop jokes of all-time in this week’s deleted scenes. You’ll know it when you get there.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://bleepbloopblog.tumblr.com/post/227213497/we-played-both-wu-tang-shaolin-style-and-hannah"&gt;bleepbloopblog&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;We played both Wu Tang Shaolin Style and Hannah Montanna The Movie The Game for this week’s Bleep Bloop, though neither made the main episode.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Hannah Montanna’s just not that interesting. We actually played this one when we shot our last sequel, &lt;a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1922032"&gt;Girly Games Slumber Party II&lt;/a&gt;, though it wasn’t interesting enough for that episode either. I’d say it’s pretty unlikely we’ll try for a third time, sorry Miley.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Wu Tang Shaolin Style is one of the few PS1 games that doesn’t work in PS3. You can watch the movies and get to the character selection screen, but it hangs on the loading screen.We actually went out and bought a PS1 ($25!), but then we couldn’t get the PS1 to work with our video recorder.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://www.gabrus.com/post/227992611</link><guid>http://www.gabrus.com/post/227992611</guid><pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 11:19:24 -0400</pubDate><category>video page</category></item><item><title>Sundays with Arthur</title><description>&lt;img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ks3bz6rN0F1qz9xr4o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Sundays with Arthur&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.gabrus.com/post/223138130</link><guid>http://www.gabrus.com/post/223138130</guid><pubDate>Sun, 25 Oct 2009 18:04:15 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Who is that fuzzy out of focus bearded writer in the background...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krm23xyYxW1qz9xr4o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Who is that fuzzy out of focus bearded writer in the background center frame.  Right in between John Murray and Sue Galloway?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Yup.  It’s me.  I made it.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I may not be a successful comedy writer but I play one on TV.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.gabrus.com/post/214697346</link><guid>http://www.gabrus.com/post/214697346</guid><pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 10:11:00 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
