Hi, I’m Jon Gabrus — actor, writer and comedian. I live in Brooklyn and make comedy in a variety of ways. This is my website. Permanently a work in progress. gabrus plays Dungeons and Dragons and rugby. email him at gabrusATgmailDOTcom if you must. read his twitter at @jongabrus Management Contact Principato-Young Entertainment Tucker Voorhees tvoorhees@principatoyoung.com Brian Steinberg bsteinberg@principatoyoung.comTumblr (3.0; @gabrus)http://www.gabrus.com/<a href="http://deadspin.com/5914869/game-of-thrones-author-says-patriots-are-the-nfls-lannisters">George R.R. Martin on Footbal</a>: <p>the Giants are the Starks, and the Pats are the Lannisters!</p> <p>this is a theory i can get behind</p> <p>Another chapter in the Autobiography Jon Gabrus: Nerd Meathead Dichotomy</p>http://www.gabrus.com/post/24205534677http://www.gabrus.com/post/24205534677Fri, 01 Jun 2012 14:32:25 -0400<iframe src="http://www.collegehumor.com/e/6774450" width="400" height="225" frameborder="0" webkitAllowFullScreen allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://blog.collegehumor.com/post/23715914177/just-released-hardly-working-drawing-board-dan">collegehumor</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Just Released: <a href="http://bit.ly/Kf52BL">Hardly Working - Drawing Board</a></strong></p> <p>Dan is painfully unfunny. </p> </blockquote> <p>lots of screaming in this sketch, and I try a new voice</p>http://www.gabrus.com/post/23732924174http://www.gabrus.com/post/23732924174Fri, 25 May 2012 10:04:44 -0400video page<iframe src="http://www.collegehumor.com/e/6774634" width="400" height="225" frameborder="0" webkitAllowFullScreen allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://blog.collegehumor.com/post/23725793834/we-have-a-new-video-bleep-bloop-slumber-party">collegehumor</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong><a href="http://bit.ly/KFyPiB%20">We have a new video! Bleep Bloop: Slumber Party</a></strong></p> <p><span>Bleep Bloop returns as Jeff, Pat, Dan and Gabrus check out the best sleepover games the Wii has to offer.</span></p> </blockquote> <p>Bleep Bloop is back, and I got to participate.  this was fun, of course</p>http://www.gabrus.com/post/23732828570http://www.gabrus.com/post/23732828570Fri, 25 May 2012 10:01:47 -0400video page<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4jlzruUVW1qzax0lo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://www.gabrus.com/post/23685687088http://www.gabrus.com/post/23685687088Thu, 24 May 2012 16:00:42 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4i81y2PGJ1qz9xr4o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Uh oh.  Here we go again.</p>http://www.gabrus.com/post/23647157682http://www.gabrus.com/post/23647157682Wed, 23 May 2012 21:56:22 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4hnl77tMJ1qz9xr4o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>See dad. I AM a real man</p>http://www.gabrus.com/post/23618331981http://www.gabrus.com/post/23618331981Wed, 23 May 2012 14:34:19 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4hc2wrUpc1qz9xr4o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Yup. Those are gun strollers</p>http://www.gabrus.com/post/23608944787http://www.gabrus.com/post/23608944787Wed, 23 May 2012 10:25:44 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m46gqibL7m1qz9xr4o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Just bought a car!</p>http://www.gabrus.com/post/23235872524http://www.gabrus.com/post/23235872524Thu, 17 May 2012 13:32:42 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m42m8hqcqz1qz9xr4o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>So much system updating but we are finally installing. Still might buy an iMac just to play</p>http://www.gabrus.com/post/23106223865http://www.gabrus.com/post/23106223865Tue, 15 May 2012 11:41:05 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3g9t8dbrh1qz9xr4o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Saigon Cinnamon Squad</p>http://www.gabrus.com/post/22320020715http://www.gabrus.com/post/22320020715Thu, 03 May 2012 10:05:32 -0400<iframe src="http://www.collegehumor.com/e/6763677" width="400" height="225" frameborder="0" webkitAllowFullScreen allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://blog.collegehumor.com/post/22262493127/wanderlunch-we-sent-a-guy-to-dubai-just-to-eat">collegehumor</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong><a href="http://bit.ly/ImP7Ow">Wanderlunch: We Sent a Guy to Dubai Just to Eat Pizza Hut’s Crown Crust Carnival Cheeseburger Pizza</a></strong> </p> <p><span>Gabrus traveled 6,850 miles for a cheeseburger pizza. That’s 1 mile for every calorie.</span></p> </blockquote> <p>NOW WITH VIDEO!</p>http://www.gabrus.com/post/22265124164http://www.gabrus.com/post/22265124164Wed, 02 May 2012 14:32:11 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3clbcpeuH1qzfuqqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fuckyeahbostonterriers.tumblr.com/post/22238870121/it-wasnt-me">fuckyeahbostonterriers</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>It wasn’t me …</strong></p> </blockquote> <p>thats chopper! I met him at Comic Con.  I fucking love dogs, especially Boston Terriers</p>http://www.gabrus.com/post/22256698924http://www.gabrus.com/post/22256698924Wed, 02 May 2012 11:00:24 -0400<a href="http://www.facebook.com/events/293460667402563/">99 Comics for the 99%</a>: <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://adamdnewman.tumblr.com/post/22146474122/99-comics-for-the-99">adamdnewman</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://www.streeterseidell.com/post/22137929906/99-comics-for-the-99">streeter</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I’m one of 99 comics on this insane show tomorrow at UCB East. It supports OWS and you can get tickets <a href="http://east.ucbtheatre.com/shows/view/3079">here</a></p> </blockquote> <p>ME TOO</p> </blockquote> <p>threesies</p>http://www.gabrus.com/post/22148670463http://www.gabrus.com/post/22148670463Mon, 30 Apr 2012 18:23:43 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3b5vmNwK71qzpwi0o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://tumblr.thedailywh.at/post/22137915277/guinea-pig-of-the-day-jon-gabrus-flew-13-hours" class="tumblr_blog">thedailywhat</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><strong>Guinea Pig of the Day:</strong> <a href="http://www.gabrus.com/">Jon Gabrus</a> flew 13 hours and 6,850 miles to taste test the <a href="http://thedailywh.at/2012/04/24/fast-food-fusion-of-the-day/">Crown Crust Carnival Pizza</a>at Pizza Hut in Dubai.</p> <p><a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6762526/wanderlunch-pizza-huts-crown-crust-carnival-cheeseburger-pizza">Here’s his review,</a> in all its <strike>gluttony</strike> glory.</p> <p>(Side note: It appears he’s currently stuck in Customs, likely trying to explain why he flew to Dubai for two days just to eat pizza.)</p> <p>[<a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6762526/wanderlunch-pizza-huts-crown-crust-carnival-cheeseburger-pizza">collegehumor</a>]</p></blockquote> <p>Thanks for the shoutout Daily What. I did make it out of customs. <br/>By I think I will be plague by heart disease</p>http://www.gabrus.com/post/22140677157http://www.gabrus.com/post/22140677157Mon, 30 Apr 2012 16:33:20 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3axvleMu71qasthro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://blog.collegehumor.com/post/22138515458/you-know-how-sometimes-you-hear-about-a-weird" class="tumblr_blog">collegehumor</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>You know how sometimes you hear about a weird Pizza Hut pizza that’s only being served in the Middle East so you just draw straws and send someone on an 16 hour flight to eat it and then come home?</p></blockquote> <p>I know that fat fuck</p>http://www.gabrus.com/post/22140515024http://www.gabrus.com/post/22140515024Mon, 30 Apr 2012 16:31:01 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m31lz4JbYQ1qz9xr4o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>The role I have been preparing for all my life</p>http://www.gabrus.com/post/21786339907http://www.gabrus.com/post/21786339907Wed, 25 Apr 2012 12:04:16 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2ul9rTX0q1qz9xr4o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>We are all 30 but when it is time for Diablo 3 beta….we throw a mean LAN party</p>http://www.gabrus.com/post/21522578265http://www.gabrus.com/post/21522578265Sat, 21 Apr 2012 17:05:51 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2sw7l7gHE1qz9xr4o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Watching the substitute in a bar in the Bronx. The way it was meant to be seen.</p>http://www.gabrus.com/post/21458100917http://www.gabrus.com/post/21458100917Fri, 20 Apr 2012 19:06:57 -0400<iframe src="http://www.collegehumor.com/e/6288747" width="400" height="225" frameborder="0" webkitAllowFullScreen allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a href="http://danmeth.com/post/21324796250/edhardy" class="tumblr_blog">danmeth</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><span class="Apple-style-span"><strong>ED HARDY SHIRT</strong><br/>Decade of Distraction - #4 of 101<br/><br/>I don’t know how or why, but I’ve seen alot of “Jersey Shore” episodes. It got into my psyche and I decided to make a cartoon about those ugly shirts they wear. Apparently all the comedians who did the voices watched it too because it’s dead-on.</span><span class="Apple-style-span"> Starring Jim Santangeli, Jon Gabrus, Josh Ruben, Rosa Salazar, Streeter Seidell, Sarah Schneider, Patrick Cassells and Lacy Wittman</span></p></blockquote> <p>I love when I get to use my real accent</p>http://www.gabrus.com/post/21335996103http://www.gabrus.com/post/21335996103Wed, 18 Apr 2012 15:39:41 -0400<a href="http://ology.com/post/69485/exclusive-clip-mtv-s-the-substitute-is-back-with-a-bang">Substitute Premiere at 7pm TONIGHT!</a>: <p>check out this article with an exclusive clip.  Also the clip has no commercial attached to it, so it is not a HUGE pain in the ass to watch.</p> <p>Set your DVRs tonight, and every weekday for the next month.</p>http://www.gabrus.com/post/21227382275http://www.gabrus.com/post/21227382275Mon, 16 Apr 2012 17:13:03 -0400