Hi, I’m Jon Gabrus — actor, writer and comedian. I live in Brooklyn and make comedy in a variety of ways. This is my website. Permanently a work in progress. gabrus plays Dungeons and Dragons and rugby. email him at gabrusATgmailDOTcom if you must. read his twitter at @jongabrus Management Contact Principato-Young Entertainment Tucker Voorhees tvoorhees@principatoyoung.com Brian Steinberg bsteinberg@principatoyoung.comTumblr (3.0; @gabrus)http://www.gabrus.com/<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz31fnKfEq1qz9xr4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This was taken moments before Arthur farted on my leg.  The first audible fart ever…from him.</p>http://www.gabrus.com/post/17267126988http://www.gabrus.com/post/17267126988Wed, 08 Feb 2012 11:21:23 -0500<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyzps54dil1qz7oz5o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyzps54dil1qz7oz5o1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyzps54dil1qz7oz5o3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyzps54dil1qz7oz5o4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyzps54dil1qz7oz5o5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyzps54dil1qz7oz5o6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyzps54dil1qz7oz5o9_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyzps54dil1qz7oz5o10_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://davidfuternick.tumblr.com/post/17168945548/sorry-to-my-followers-who-hate-the-giants-sports">davidfuternick</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Sorry to my followers who hate the Giants/Sports.  Last post I promise.  Tumblr is a scrapbook and I want to remember this one.</p> </blockquote>http://www.gabrus.com/post/17169578302http://www.gabrus.com/post/17169578302Mon, 06 Feb 2012 16:27:50 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyvo9qk2rb1qz9xr4o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>My wife, my son, and my youngest brother.</p>http://www.gabrus.com/post/17035955990http://www.gabrus.com/post/17035955990Sat, 04 Feb 2012 11:53:50 -0500<iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/1TluzBM5-lg?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a href="http://justcraig.tumblr.com/post/15946951290" class="tumblr_blog">justcraig</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/its-that-episode-craig-rowin/id493877281">Click here to download the first episode of my new podcast It’s That Episode. </a></p> <p>Every week a guest will stop by my apartment and watch an episode of any TV show they want and talk about it and other crap. Above is a teaser featuring new music from Jim Santangeli, who will re-imagine the theme songs for every episode we watch.</p> <p>In this week’s episode, guest Jon Gabrus (MTV’s The Substitute) stops by to watch an episode of Avatar: The Last Airbender. Experience a crash course in bending air, learn a drinking game where you chug dirt, and help Craig and Gabrus escape from their abductors.  </p></blockquote>http://www.gabrus.com/post/15956199249http://www.gabrus.com/post/15956199249Mon, 16 Jan 2012 13:18:26 -0500<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxjszkIqes1qgr2qio1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://www.eliotglazer.com/post/15633678611/overandover-like-a-robot-benjamindoesnewyork">eliotglazer</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://overandover-like-a-robot.tumblr.com/post/15625161021/benjamindoesnewyork-twentysomethingnightmare">overandover-like-a-robot</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://benjamindoesnewyork.tumblr.com/post/15624169719/twentysomethingnightmare-adam-pally-plays-a-gay">benjamindoesnewyork</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://twentysomethingnightmare.tumblr.com/post/15623931014/adam-pally-plays-a-gay-man-on-the-abc-comedy">twentysomethingnightmare</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Adam Pally plays a gay man on the ABC comedy “Happy Endings”. What I love so much about his character Max is that you can’t just look at him and think “Oh yeah, Max is such a homo.” The only defining “gay” quality about Max is that he is attracted to men. And I find that something to look up to. Not all gay guys are twinks or queens. Gays come in all shapes and sizes :)</p> </blockquote> <br/><br/> And to be honest, I’d rather be with a guy like this than someone who is either ultra-ripped or super skinny.</blockquote> <p>A-fucking-men</p> </blockquote> <p>The revolution has BEGUN</p> </blockquote> <p>I HAD A CRUSH ON HIM FIRST.</p>http://www.gabrus.com/post/15642282722http://www.gabrus.com/post/15642282722Tue, 10 Jan 2012 19:04:42 -0500<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/p8JpLG-xeN4?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://www.jeffrubinjeffrubin.com/post/15624589232/2012moviepreview">jeffrubinjeffrubin</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>This week on The Jeff Rubin Jeff Rubin Show I’m joined by <a href="http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CCgQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fpatrickcassels.tumblr.com%2F&ei=fncMT_vNMrGL0QGy-tz7BQ&usg=AFQjCNFv-f6GQU_Orh5ukOXByTysNjMnHg">Pat Cassels</a> and <a href="http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CDQQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbenrodgers.tumblr.com%2F&ei=hncMT93lHsbi0QHUi9jlBQ&usg=AFQjCNFZpq2xEpbU89kwfM35S3fbEe4F4g">Ben Rodgers</a> to analyze the upcoming cinema of 2012 while also racing against a gong.</p> <p>Films discussed include The Hobbit, Avengers, The Dark Knight Rises, Amazing Spider-Man, Ghost Rider 2, Django Unchained, Battleship, John Carter from Mars, the untitled Paul Thomas Anderson movie, Skyfall, Hunger Games, and Fahrenheit 9/11. </p> <p>You can listen to the enhanced version of The Jeff Rubin Jeff Rubin Show (with pictures) <a href="http://www.youtube.com/jeffrubinjeffrubin">on YouTube</a> or <a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-jeff-rubin-jeff-rubin/id446316027">iTunes</a>, and the vanilla MP3 version at <a href="http://www.jeffrubinjeffrubinshow.com/">JeffRubinJeffRubinShow.com</a>.</p> <p>Advanced apologies that I forgot about Prometheus.</p> </blockquote> <p>3 of my favorite people (friends) talking about my favorite shit (movies)?</p> <p>I am in.</p>http://www.gabrus.com/post/15631029581http://www.gabrus.com/post/15631029581Tue, 10 Jan 2012 15:33:23 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxe5srOKXL1qz9xr4o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Awesome. My brother texted me this</p>http://www.gabrus.com/post/15408003351http://www.gabrus.com/post/15408003351Fri, 06 Jan 2012 14:22:03 -0500<p>Got a lot of shows that you can see me in the next week.  Check em out</p> <p>click on the links for more info/reservations</p> <p>Tonight Wednesday 01.04 <a href="http://east.ucbtheatre.com/performances/view/21840">Outlook of the Poet at the UCBeast at 730pm</a></p> <p>Thursday 01.05 <a href="http://east.ucbtheatre.com/shows/view/2011">Totally J/K at the UCBeast at 9pm<br/></a></p> <p>Friday 01.06 <a href="http://newyork.ucbtheatre.com/shows/view/2359">The Law Firm at UCB Chelsea at 1030PM</a></p> <p>Monday 01.09<a href="http://east.ucbtheatre.com/shows/view/2897"> Comedy Central Corporate Retreat at UCBeast at 9pm<br/></a></p> <p>Tuesday 01.10 <a href="http://www.mtv.com/shows/guy_code/series.jhtml">Guy Code on MTV2 at 11pm</a></p> <p>Wednesday 01.11 <a href="http://east.ucbtheatre.com/shows/view/1602">Outlook of the Poet at UCBeast at 730pm</a></p> <p>Thursday 01.12 <a href="http://newyork.ucbtheatre.com/performances/view/21994">Cagematch at UCB Chelsea at 11pm</a> with Outlook of the Poet vs the Curfew</p>http://www.gabrus.com/post/15296142336http://www.gabrus.com/post/15296142336Wed, 04 Jan 2012 10:10:54 -0500<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx9emwnh8u1qz9xr4o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>#guycode has some great screen grabs lately.</p>http://www.gabrus.com/post/15283226158http://www.gabrus.com/post/15283226158Wed, 04 Jan 2012 00:44:56 -0500<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwz81uFq8Z1qz9xr4o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Even #guycode knows about my eating habits</p>http://www.gabrus.com/post/14981354028http://www.gabrus.com/post/14981354028Thu, 29 Dec 2011 12:46:42 -0500<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwh5m6R5I31qz9xr4o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Why aren’t you partying with us at B61 on Columbia and degraw in Brooklyn. We are twinsies!!!</p>http://www.gabrus.com/post/14479290527http://www.gabrus.com/post/14479290527Mon, 19 Dec 2011 18:37:18 -0500<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwd842lfYj1qz9xr4o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Just another outlook of the poet meeting.</p>http://www.gabrus.com/post/14368351657http://www.gabrus.com/post/14368351657Sat, 17 Dec 2011 15:40:50 -0500<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwbdnmAqgj1qz9xr4o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>And this is why I have shitting problems. Lunch!</p>http://www.gabrus.com/post/14320301766http://www.gabrus.com/post/14320301766Fri, 16 Dec 2011 15:45:22 -0500<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw0ahqoRku1qz9xr4o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Tiff thinks this thing isn’t scary. I swear its eyes open when she is not around</p>http://www.gabrus.com/post/14030026590http://www.gabrus.com/post/14030026590Sat, 10 Dec 2011 16:03:26 -0500<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw0afnqw7k1qz9xr4o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Look at this fucking hipster</p>http://www.gabrus.com/post/14029969619http://www.gabrus.com/post/14029969619Sat, 10 Dec 2011 16:02:11 -0500<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvpljlzdFw1qz9xr4o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Post meet recovery. Not pictured: happy vappy packed with headband</p>http://www.gabrus.com/post/13760759076http://www.gabrus.com/post/13760759076Sun, 04 Dec 2011 21:28:33 -0500<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvpefyZYVG1qz9xr4o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>You are looking at the northeastern silver medal winner in the super heavyweight raw division. To be fair there were only 2 people left.</p>http://www.gabrus.com/post/13752769901http://www.gabrus.com/post/13752769901Sun, 04 Dec 2011 18:55:09 -0500<span id="video_player_13750221873">[<a href="http://www.adobe.com/shockwave/download/download.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash" target="_blank">Flash 10</a> is required to watch video.]</span><script type="text/javascript">renderVideo("video_player_13750221873",'http://www.gabrus.com/video_file/13750221873/tumblr_lvpc4kriaJ1qz9xr4',400,711,'orientation=portrait\x26amp;portrait=true\x26amp;w={400}\x26amp;poster=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lvpc4kriaJ1qz9xr4_r1_frame1.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lvpc4kriaJ1qz9xr4_r1_frame2.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lvpc4kriaJ1qz9xr4_r1_frame3.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lvpc4kriaJ1qz9xr4_r1_frame4.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lvpc4kriaJ1qz9xr4_r1_frame5.jpg')</script><br/><br/><p>3rd deadlift attempt. 200kg=440lbs. 35lb PR. Making for a total of about 1178 lbs. <br/> All in all I had a good time. Going to do another one in march in York, PA.</p>http://www.gabrus.com/post/13750221873http://www.gabrus.com/post/13750221873Sun, 04 Dec 2011 18:05:08 -0500<span id="video_player_13746306157">[<a href="http://www.adobe.com/shockwave/download/download.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash" target="_blank">Flash 10</a> is required to watch video.]</span><script type="text/javascript">renderVideo("video_player_13746306157",'http://www.gabrus.com/video_file/13746306157/tumblr_lvp8k4NoB11qz9xr4',400,711,'orientation=portrait\x26amp;portrait=true\x26amp;w={400}\x26amp;poster=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lvp8k4NoB11qz9xr4_r1_frame1.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lvp8k4NoB11qz9xr4_r1_frame2.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lvp8k4NoB11qz9xr4_r1_frame3.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lvp8k4NoB11qz9xr4_r1_frame4.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lvp8k4NoB11qz9xr4_r1_frame5.jpg')</script><br/><br/><p>2nd bench attempt 140kg (around 308). Failed my third attempt at 145kg. <br/> On to the deadlift (my weakest).</p>http://www.gabrus.com/post/13746306157http://www.gabrus.com/post/13746306157Sun, 04 Dec 2011 16:48:03 -0500<span id="video_player_13743147048">[<a href="http://www.adobe.com/shockwave/download/download.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash" target="_blank">Flash 10</a> is required to watch video.]</span><script type="text/javascript">renderVideo("video_player_13743147048",'http://www.gabrus.com/video_file/13743147048/tumblr_lvp5ni5s7Z1qz9xr4',400,711,'orientation=portrait\x26amp;portrait=true\x26amp;w={400}\x26amp;poster=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lvp5ni5s7Z1qz9xr4_r1_frame1.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lvp5ni5s7Z1qz9xr4_r1_frame2.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lvp5ni5s7Z1qz9xr4_r1_frame3.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lvp5ni5s7Z1qz9xr4_r1_frame4.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lvp5ni5s7Z1qz9xr4_r1_frame5.jpg')</script><br/><br/><p>3rd attempt. Hit 429.something at 24lb PR. I almost didnt get it bc I didn’t wait for rack command. <br/> Note pink chucks and shit-eating grin<br/> Now for the bench</p>http://www.gabrus.com/post/13743147048http://www.gabrus.com/post/13743147048Sun, 04 Dec 2011 15:45:18 -0500