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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>Hi, I’m Jon Gabrus — actor, writer and comedian. I live in Brooklyn and make comedy in a variety of ways. This is my website. Permanently a work in progress.

gabrus plays Dungeons and Dragons and rugby.

email him at gabrusATgmailDOTcom if you must.
read his twitter at @jongabrus


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Brian Steinberg bsteinberg@principatoyoung.com</description><title>iamgabrus</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @gabrus)</generator><link>http://www.gabrus.com/</link><item><title>So much system updating but we are finally installing. Still...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m42m8hqcqz1qz9xr4o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;So much system updating but we are finally installing. Still might buy an iMac just to play&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.gabrus.com/post/23106223865</link><guid>http://www.gabrus.com/post/23106223865</guid><pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 11:41:05 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Saigon Cinnamon Squad</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3g9t8dbrh1qz9xr4o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Saigon Cinnamon Squad&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.gabrus.com/post/22320020715</link><guid>http://www.gabrus.com/post/22320020715</guid><pubDate>Thu, 03 May 2012 10:05:32 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>collegehumor:

Wanderlunch: We Sent a Guy to Dubai Just to Eat...</title><description>&lt;iframe src="http://www.collegehumor.com/e/6763677" width="400" height="225" frameborder="0" webkitAllowFullScreen allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://blog.collegehumor.com/post/22262493127/wanderlunch-we-sent-a-guy-to-dubai-just-to-eat"&gt;collegehumor&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://bit.ly/ImP7Ow"&gt;Wanderlunch: We Sent a Guy to Dubai Just to Eat Pizza Hut’s Crown Crust Carnival Cheeseburger Pizza&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;Gabrus traveled 6,850 miles for a cheeseburger pizza. That’s 1 mile for every calorie.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;NOW WITH VIDEO!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.gabrus.com/post/22265124164</link><guid>http://www.gabrus.com/post/22265124164</guid><pubDate>Wed, 02 May 2012 14:32:11 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>fuckyeahbostonterriers:

It wasn’t me …

thats chopper! I met...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3clbcpeuH1qzfuqqo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fuckyeahbostonterriers.tumblr.com/post/22238870121/it-wasnt-me"&gt;fuckyeahbostonterriers&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;It wasn’t me …&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;thats chopper! I met him at Comic Con.  I fucking love dogs, especially Boston Terriers&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.gabrus.com/post/22256698924</link><guid>http://www.gabrus.com/post/22256698924</guid><pubDate>Wed, 02 May 2012 11:00:24 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>99 Comics for the 99%</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.facebook.com/events/293460667402563/"&gt;99 Comics for the 99%&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://adamdnewman.tumblr.com/post/22146474122/99-comics-for-the-99"&gt;adamdnewman&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://www.streeterseidell.com/post/22137929906/99-comics-for-the-99"&gt;streeter&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I’m one of 99 comics on this insane show tomorrow at UCB East. It supports OWS and you can get tickets &lt;a href="http://east.ucbtheatre.com/shows/view/3079"&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;ME TOO&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;threesies&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.gabrus.com/post/22148670463</link><guid>http://www.gabrus.com/post/22148670463</guid><pubDate>Mon, 30 Apr 2012 18:23:43 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>thedailywhat:

Guinea Pig of the Day: Jon Gabrus flew 13 hours...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3b5vmNwK71qzpwi0o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://tumblr.thedailywh.at/post/22137915277/guinea-pig-of-the-day-jon-gabrus-flew-13-hours" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;thedailywhat&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Guinea Pig of the Day:&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.gabrus.com/"&gt;Jon Gabrus&lt;/a&gt; flew 13 hours and 6,850 miles to taste test the &lt;a href="http://thedailywh.at/2012/04/24/fast-food-fusion-of-the-day/"&gt;Crown Crust Carnival Pizza&lt;/a&gt;at Pizza Hut in Dubai.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6762526/wanderlunch-pizza-huts-crown-crust-carnival-cheeseburger-pizza"&gt;Here’s his review,&lt;/a&gt; in all its &lt;strike&gt;gluttony&lt;/strike&gt; glory.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(Side note: It appears he’s currently stuck in Customs, likely trying to explain why he flew to Dubai for two days just to eat pizza.)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;[&lt;a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6762526/wanderlunch-pizza-huts-crown-crust-carnival-cheeseburger-pizza"&gt;collegehumor&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Thanks for the shoutout Daily What. I did make it out of customs. &lt;br/&gt;By I think I will be plague by heart disease&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.gabrus.com/post/22140677157</link><guid>http://www.gabrus.com/post/22140677157</guid><pubDate>Mon, 30 Apr 2012 16:33:20 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>collegehumor:

You know how sometimes you hear about a weird...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3axvleMu71qasthro1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://blog.collegehumor.com/post/22138515458/you-know-how-sometimes-you-hear-about-a-weird" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;collegehumor&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;You know how sometimes you hear about a weird Pizza Hut pizza that’s only being served in the Middle East so you just draw straws and send someone on an 16 hour flight to eat it and then come home?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I know that fat fuck&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.gabrus.com/post/22140515024</link><guid>http://www.gabrus.com/post/22140515024</guid><pubDate>Mon, 30 Apr 2012 16:31:01 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>The role I have been preparing for all my life</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m31lz4JbYQ1qz9xr4o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;The role I have been preparing for all my life&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.gabrus.com/post/21786339907</link><guid>http://www.gabrus.com/post/21786339907</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 Apr 2012 12:04:16 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>We are all 30 but when it is time for Diablo 3 beta….we...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2ul9rTX0q1qz9xr4o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;We are all 30 but when it is time for Diablo 3 beta….we throw a mean LAN party&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.gabrus.com/post/21522578265</link><guid>http://www.gabrus.com/post/21522578265</guid><pubDate>Sat, 21 Apr 2012 17:05:51 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Watching the substitute in a bar in the Bronx. The way it was...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2sw7l7gHE1qz9xr4o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Watching the substitute in a bar in the Bronx. The way it was meant to be seen.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.gabrus.com/post/21458100917</link><guid>http://www.gabrus.com/post/21458100917</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Apr 2012 19:06:57 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>danmeth:

ED HARDY SHIRTDecade of Distraction - #4 of 101I don’t...</title><description>&lt;iframe src="http://www.collegehumor.com/e/6288747" width="400" height="225" frameborder="0" webkitAllowFullScreen allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://danmeth.com/post/21324796250/edhardy" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;danmeth&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;ED HARDY SHIRT&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Decade of Distraction - #4 of 101&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I don’t know how or why, but I’ve seen alot of “Jersey Shore” episodes. It got into my psyche and I decided to make a cartoon about those ugly shirts they wear. Apparently all the comedians who did the voices watched it too because it’s dead-on.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt; Starring Jim Santangeli, Jon Gabrus, Josh Ruben, Rosa Salazar, Streeter Seidell, Sarah Schneider, Patrick Cassells and Lacy Wittman&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I love when I get to use my real accent&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.gabrus.com/post/21335996103</link><guid>http://www.gabrus.com/post/21335996103</guid><pubDate>Wed, 18 Apr 2012 15:39:41 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Substitute Premiere at 7pm TONIGHT!</title><description>&lt;a href="http://ology.com/post/69485/exclusive-clip-mtv-s-the-substitute-is-back-with-a-bang"&gt;Substitute Premiere at 7pm TONIGHT!&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;check out this article with an exclusive clip.  Also the clip has no commercial attached to it, so it is not a HUGE pain in the ass to watch.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Set your DVRs tonight, and every weekday for the next month.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.gabrus.com/post/21227382275</link><guid>http://www.gabrus.com/post/21227382275</guid><pubDate>Mon, 16 Apr 2012 17:13:03 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Here is the newest cartoon from Dan Meth.  I voice...</title><description>&lt;iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/40240840" width="400" height="225" frameborder="0"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Here is the newest cartoon from &lt;a href="http://danmeth.com"&gt;Dan Meth&lt;/a&gt;.  I voice ‘DIngleberry’ in it.  It is way more highbrow than you could ever imagine.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;audio recording by Sammy Rubin&lt;br/&gt; additional animation by Josh Weisbrod&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.gabrus.com/post/21026341051</link><guid>http://www.gabrus.com/post/21026341051</guid><pubDate>Fri, 13 Apr 2012 11:31:04 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Reminder</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2fac3Jzih1qz9xr4o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Reminder&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.gabrus.com/post/21024795189</link><guid>http://www.gabrus.com/post/21024795189</guid><pubDate>Fri, 13 Apr 2012 10:45:39 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>What is your favorite movie and why?</title><description>&lt;p&gt;man, what a fucking hardball!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;why?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;choosing a movie is difficult enough.  But if I had to pick one&lt;em&gt; right now&lt;/em&gt; it would be Big Trouble in Little China.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;here is why in a none-too-comprehensive list&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;-kurt fucking russel&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;-john fucking carpenter&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;-awesome soundrack&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;-martial arts&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;-mysticism&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;-hot chicks with big hair&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;-hilarious with awesome action&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;-amazingly quotable&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;-but most importantly, it seems like it was made by people…Just for me.  You know, like holy shit this movie is fo rme.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.gabrus.com/post/20547302696</link><guid>http://www.gabrus.com/post/20547302696</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Apr 2012 17:39:15 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Rugby has come up already and since it's my favorite sport i'm curious...what's your favorite rugby memory? Were you ever a zulu warrior?? AND do you still play? (sorry, I asked three)</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I one time ate a dead snake at a post-game drink up. the tail end of that was caught on tape &lt;a href="http://vimeo.com/1037607"&gt;http://vimeo.com/1037607&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I was a zulu warrior, though in my most recent club you have to shoot the boot for your first try.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I took the last two seasons off because of jobs that I would lose if I broke a bone or got a black eye.  But I am going back in a week or two for a couple of matches.  Totally miss it.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;it is my favorite sport as well!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.gabrus.com/post/20536737145</link><guid>http://www.gabrus.com/post/20536737145</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Apr 2012 14:20:54 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>What is your single favorite roleplaying moment?</title><description>&lt;p&gt;in 6th grade after I had just started playing we were into games pretty often, but sometimes there was only 2 of us so we would DM for each other, and the player would pick a party of like 4 or 5 people.  So you would be in charge of this whole group (to make it as much like Final Fantasy as possible).  My buddy Mark that I played with learned the game from his older sister and her BF.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;When she came home from college one time she DMed for us, it was the first time Mark and I ever played along side each other, and she would only let us make one character each.  She asked us all these questions about the characters and we really got into them.  She wore a cloak, and spoke in different voices for the NPCs.  It was at that point that I learned about the ‘theatre’ of the game, and it got a whole new level of enjoyment out of it.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.gabrus.com/post/20524792121</link><guid>http://www.gabrus.com/post/20524792121</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Apr 2012 09:31:40 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Hi Gabrus! Do most people call you Gabrus? I am always a little thrown off when people refer to you as Jon. Do you have a middle name? If so, what is it? Did anyone ever refer to you by your potential middle name? At what age did people start calling you Gabrus? My guess is 'rugby'. I have one more question. What's it like doing The Substitute? It seems awesome, but I'd like to hear about it from you. I hope you're well!</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Pretty much everyone calls me gabrus.  Im even thrown when someone calls me Jon, and very thrown when they call me Jonathan (only really family ever calls me that).  I started pretty much going by Gabrus in junior high.  I had a big group of guy friends consisting of 4 Mikes, 3 Jons and 1 John.  To date all those dudes go by their last name.  It’s also a LI thing to be called by your last name, probably because so many people are named Joe, Jim, Jon, Dave, Mike…blah blah.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Part 2, doing the Substitute is a lot of fun.  It is pretty crazy to think I ‘met’ 400 HS kids over this second season.  The show is fun to do, I get to ask kids questions then make fun of them.  I will say being around that many 18 year olds really reminds me how old I am.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.gabrus.com/post/20524462588</link><guid>http://www.gabrus.com/post/20524462588</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Apr 2012 09:21:08 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Feel free to ask me some Qs and I will give you some As</title><link>http://www.gabrus.com/post/20472062619</link><guid>http://www.gabrus.com/post/20472062619</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 Apr 2012 12:49:55 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Errands</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1t9lkZgol1qz9xr4o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Errands&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.gabrus.com/post/20294690587</link><guid>http://www.gabrus.com/post/20294690587</guid><pubDate>Sun, 01 Apr 2012 13:22:32 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>

