Hi, I’m Jonathan Gabrus — actor, writer and comedian. I live in Brooklyn and make comedy in a variety of ways. This is my website. Still a work in progress. gabrus loves Dungeons and Dragons and rugby. email him at gabrusATgmailDOTcom if you must. Management Contact Principato-Young Entertainment Tucker Voorhees tvoorhees@principatoyoung.com Brian Steinberg bsteinberg@principatoyoung.comTumblr (3.0; @gabrus)http://www.gabrus.com/<a href="http://crossfitfootball.com/">Crossfit Football</a>: <p>Made the front page of the crossfit football website today.  My trainer at CFSBK took the pic and submitted it for me.</p> <p>I gotta say, I really love the Crossfit Football programming.</p> <p>This post is for like 2  of the people that read this blog</p>http://www.gabrus.com/post/429030421http://www.gabrus.com/post/429030421Fri, 05 Mar 2010 18:19:00 -0500<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ky3j0fNTx61qz9xr4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This post is for Tiffany.  She has been out of town for work for a while, and misses her men.  Tiff, I am wearing the shirt you got me. I love it.</p> <p>Well, babe we miss you too! We love you. Hurry home!</p> <p>Love,</p> <p>Your Men (boys)</p> <p>Arthur and Jon</p> <p>P.S. We <i>swear</i> the apartment is not a disaster, the bed is made and the throw pillows are perfect.</p>http://www.gabrus.com/post/398728061http://www.gabrus.com/post/398728061Fri, 19 Feb 2010 10:57:00 -0500<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1925498&fullscreen=1" width="400" height="300"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="movie" quality="best" value="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1925498&fullscreen=1" /><embed src="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1925498&fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="400" height="300" allowscriptaccess="always"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>This is a story I told at Collegehumor Live a few months ago.  My dad really is obsessed with cold cuts, and he is a completely awesome guy.  The things I love to tease him about are the things I love about him.</p> <p>Hear more terrible drinking stories friday night at the UCB theatre</p> <p><a href="http://newyork.ucbtheatre.com/shows/2266">http://newyork.ucbtheatre.com/shows/2266</a></p>http://www.gabrus.com/post/395972004http://www.gabrus.com/post/395972004Wed, 17 Feb 2010 23:10:00 -0500video page<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxxtwsA8Yf1qz9xr4o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Come see my one man show Friday night at 11pm.  I will be getting very drunk and sharing true and ridiculous stories that all involve by terrible drinking habit.</p> <p>Blackout Drunk</p> <p>“written” and “performed” by Jon Gabrus</p> <p>Directed by John Flynn</p> <p>featuring a special TBD guest bartender</p> <p>make a reservation: <a href="http://newyork.ucbtheatre.com/shows/2266">http://newyork.ucbtheatre.com/shows/2266</a></p>http://www.gabrus.com/post/392779799http://www.gabrus.com/post/392779799Tue, 16 Feb 2010 09:07:00 -0500<p>Tonight, I will be performing in 3 different improv shows.  Now I have done two in one night, and I may have actually done 3 once back in the day.  But this night is special because I am stoked about all the show I am in, and even more awesome they are all at the same place.  I intend to be pretty shot by the end of all this.</p> <p>930ishPM: The Law Firm @ Harold Night- Tonight it is just Fran, Moses, Lang and I, 4 person harolds are equal parts fun and challenging.  Plus more stage time!  Just what I need.</p> <p>11PM: Dinner with Outlook of the Poet- Ben Rodgers, Gavin Speiller and Myself are trying out a new improv show with our 3v3 championship team (runners up in 07 and 09, winner in 08).  We have your favorite improvisor Neil Casey sitting in with us.</p> <p>1130PM: Law Firm: The People’s Court-The same 4 from 2 hours earlier are working out our new improv form.  You have a gripe with a friend, bring it to the People’s Court and let The Law Firm decide who is at fault.</p> <p>*not actually a trilogy</p>http://www.gabrus.com/post/380557516http://www.gabrus.com/post/380557516Tue, 09 Feb 2010 16:50:00 -0500<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kx65p4N0oE1qz9xr4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Saw this statue in the National Gallery in D.C. and thought it looked like a less cute version of my good friend and hilarious comedian <a href="http://www.derrickcomedy.com/">Dominic Dierkes</a></p>http://www.gabrus.com/post/365216513http://www.gabrus.com/post/365216513Mon, 01 Feb 2010 10:29:28 -0500<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1928379&fullscreen=1" width="400" height="225"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="movie" quality="best" value="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1928379&fullscreen=1" /><embed src="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1928379&fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="400" height="225" allowscriptaccess="always"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://danmeth.com/post/356306755/googleearthguys">danmeth</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><b>Google Earth Guys</b><br/>In this long-awaited sequel to <a target="_self" href="http://danmeth.com/post/213808236/googlestreetviewguys">“Google Street View Guys”</a>, the unlucky employees have to map out the world one more time… from <i>above</i>.</p> </blockquote> <p>Dan is an insanely talented guy.  I always have a blast doing these with Nacho</p>http://www.gabrus.com/post/356315320http://www.gabrus.com/post/356315320Wed, 27 Jan 2010 11:37:52 -0500video page<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwlsjezeRf1qz9xr4o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Sophmore year of college.  I never changed, only got bigger, but my ass stayed the same tiny size.  Want to hear the story behind this photo?  Well I don’t remember this one.</p> <p>Though, I have plenty more stories mark your calendar and come hear ‘em</p> <p><a href="http://newyork.ucbtheatre.com/shows/2266">http://newyork.ucbtheatre.com/shows/2266</a></p>http://www.gabrus.com/post/346071080http://www.gabrus.com/post/346071080Thu, 21 Jan 2010 10:33:00 -0500<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwj5o6ajhn1qz9xr4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Growing Up So Fast</p> <p>Picture and Couch by Tiffany Bernard</p>http://www.gabrus.com/post/343839203http://www.gabrus.com/post/343839203Wed, 20 Jan 2010 00:24:00 -0500<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1926108&fullscreen=1" width="400" height="225"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="movie" quality="best" value="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1926108&fullscreen=1" /><embed src="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1926108&fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="400" height="225" allowscriptaccess="always"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Love working with CHTV especially on the all-nighters.  I am posting this video for my bear chaser fans out there!</p>http://www.gabrus.com/post/289102986http://www.gabrus.com/post/289102986Fri, 18 Dec 2009 12:14:59 -0500video pagebearbait<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kur62yHTgb1qz9xr4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This is what I have become.  A proud dad who drags his kid to get pictures with Santa.</p>http://www.gabrus.com/post/286227576http://www.gabrus.com/post/286227576Wed, 16 Dec 2009 11:06:34 -0500<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuphzoOaRb1qz9xr4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Alumni Game (03 or 04) Not the game where I ate a dead snake.</p> <p>Come to my show thursday to hear about that night</p> <p><a href="http://newyork.ucbtheatre.com/shows/178">http://newyork.ucbtheatre.com/shows/178</a></p>http://www.gabrus.com/post/284920978http://www.gabrus.com/post/284920978Tue, 15 Dec 2009 13:28:36 -0500<p>I am finally doing a one man show, telling some true tales of debauchery and embarrassment from my past, and getting drunk with you, the audience.</p> <p>I will have a new guest bartender with every show.  It should be a blast.</p> <p>I guarantee if you don’t enjoy it, when you leave you will at least say…Jesus Christ that guy is a mess.</p> <p>Okay Maybe Just One More<br/>Thursday December 17th at 6:30 (I am up 3rd, 3 shows for the price of 1)</p> <p>5 bucks and 2 dollar PBRs</p> <p>written and performed by Jonathan Gabrus</p> <p>Directed by John Flynn</p> <p>featuring Ben Rodgers as the guest bartender.</p> <p>Make a reservation</p> <p><a href="http://newyork.ucbtheatre.com/reservations/create/15842">http://newyork.ucbtheatre.com/reservations/create/15842</a></p>http://www.gabrus.com/post/274847660http://www.gabrus.com/post/274847660Tue, 08 Dec 2009 12:16:57 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku4rhgR8bg1qz9xr4o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>The ‘Writers Who Never Talk’</p> <p>Matt Fisher, Jon Gabrus, John Murray, Nate Smith</p> <p>(Not Pictured: Anthony Atamanuik and Gavin Speiller)</p>http://www.gabrus.com/post/269031298http://www.gabrus.com/post/269031298Fri, 04 Dec 2009 08:44:04 -0500<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktxfd38iIj1qz9xr4o1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Looking pretty agile and just plain pretty (in pink) at the NY 7’s rugby tournament on Saturday.</p>http://www.gabrus.com/post/263523159http://www.gabrus.com/post/263523159Mon, 30 Nov 2009 09:38:00 -0500<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1924707&fullscreen=1" width="400" height="225"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="movie" quality="best" value="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1924707&fullscreen=1" /><embed src="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1924707&fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="400" height="225" allowscriptaccess="always"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Here I am working out in the newest Crucial Man episode.</p> <p>The shorts rip at the end was not set up.  I just decided to try to squat in shorts that were way too tight.</p> <p>view the rest at</p> <p><a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/thecrucialman">www.collegehumor.com/thecrucialman</a></p>http://www.gabrus.com/post/247332788http://www.gabrus.com/post/247332788Tue, 17 Nov 2009 11:02:00 -0500video page<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt5v85cdPo1qz8ca1o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.jeffrubinjeffrubin.com/post/244950526/and-were-going-to-break-some-world-records-and-my">jeffrubinjeffrubin</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>AND we’re going to break some world records AND my parents will be there. Don’t miss this one.</p> </blockquote> <p>Oh Snap.  Look at that line up I am part of…Hope I don’t STBBT (shit the bed big time)</p>http://www.gabrus.com/post/245026693http://www.gabrus.com/post/245026693Sun, 15 Nov 2009 13:54:46 -0500<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksywox3FgD1qz9xr4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Creepy ‘Writer who Never Talks’</p> <p>photo by Anthony Antamanuik</p>http://www.gabrus.com/post/240772305http://www.gabrus.com/post/240772305Wed, 11 Nov 2009 18:17:00 -0500<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksjw7gcwGE1qz9xr4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Killgore was fun.</p>http://www.gabrus.com/post/232141105http://www.gabrus.com/post/232141105Tue, 03 Nov 2009 15:42:51 -0500<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1924026&fullscreen=1" width="400" height="225"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="movie" quality="best" value="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1924026&fullscreen=1" /><embed src="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1924026&fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="400" height="225" allowscriptaccess="always"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://joshruben.tumblr.com/post/231173925/crucial-man-a-web-show-i-directed-starring-the">joshruben</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><i>Crucial Man, </i>a web show I directed starring the one and only <a href="http://gabrus.tumblr.com">Jon Gabrus</a> and produced by my buddy <a href="http://danielnavetta.tumblr.com">Dan Navetta</a>. Watch it for man. <a href="http://digg.com/comedy/Our_host_Jon_Gabrus_teaches_you_the_crucial_information_on">Digg</a> it for mankind.</p> </blockquote> <p>Check out me hosting a new web series…All the episodes will be available at <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/thecrucialman">http://www.collegehumor.com/thecrucialman</a></p>http://www.gabrus.com/post/232038823http://www.gabrus.com/post/232038823Tue, 03 Nov 2009 13:18:13 -0500