I came across to the lyrics to a ridiculous rap Justin and I wrote back in the day

it’s really raunchy and about muppets

My name is crackers, I’m a parakeet
I’m the hardest motherfucker on sesame street
You think you’re tough, your arm in my butt
Try it one more time and you’re bound to get cut.

My name is cuddles, I’m a polar bear
I like my pussy served medium rare,
Fuck you’re fingers, all up in my stuffing
Put you’re hand in my pants cause my dick needs fluffing.

Get your hand out my ass,
It’s a puppet revolution!
Rise up!
It’s a puppet revolution!
Cut your strings
It’s a puppet revolution!
Fuck Henson!
It’s a puppet revolution!

Fuck green, it ain’t easy bein’ white,
They call me vanilla, ice out of spite.
Rollin’ on twenties, used to ride a bike,
Used to fuck Skeeter, now that bitch is a dyke.

Motherfuckers, always crackin’ on my voice,
So high pitched, I sound like Dr. Joyce,
Brothers, it ain’t helium gas,
This is how you talk with a fist in your ass,

Get your hand out my ass,
It’s a puppet revolution!
Rise up!
It’s a puppet revolution!
Cut your strings
It’s a puppet revolution!
Fuck Henson,
It’s a puppet revolution!

Elmo, firecrotch you can tickle this,
Ernie’s only happy when he’s drinkin’ Bert’s piss,
Big Yellow Bird slurping on my junk
Ass eaten out by snuffullup’s trunk

Stone cold Oscar, living in a can,
Huge green balls, wouldn’t take it from the man
Pushed too far, knifed some puppeteers,
I’ll tell ya again, get your hands out our rears!’

Get your hand out my ass,
It’s a puppet revolution!
Rise up!
It’s a puppet revolution!
Cut your strings
It’s a puppet revolution!
Fuck Henson!
It’s a puppet revolution!

Bustin cloth hymens, tearing wool boobs,
Kermit grow a set and sew on some pubes
I fucked Miss Piggy, rammed all that Fat in,
Pussy so wide she could take Manhattan.

We skull-fucked Nanny, made her black and blue
Eyes swollen shut with my mushroom tattoo
Never see her face can only show her socks
That’s what you get for suckin’ felt cocks

Fuck Avenue Q they ain’t even muppets
Broadway sell outs, uncle tom puppets
Drinking cristal, swimming in cash,
All it costs is a hand in your ass!

Cut your fuckin’ strings,
It’s puppet revolution.