IM convos with my mom.
I have been saving some of my IM conversations with my mom. She is a great straight man.
This one occurred a week before a family trip to PR (puerto rico)
Mom:
hey jonathan
gabrus:
hey ma
Mom:
confirming our reseverations
gabrus:
nice
gabrus:
is our hotel on the beach in PR?
Mom:
no its 2 blocks away
Mom:
but it is the embassy suites
Mom:
cocktail party and breakfast
gabrus:
oh great
gabrus:
is there a gym?
Mom:
they call it a workout room probably just a few machines
Mom:
not like golds
Mom:
you have jason and justin to work out with
gabrus:
is there a diving board in the room?
Mom:
no its on the balcony
gabrus:
how many hair dryers are there?
Mom:
what are you worrying about a hair dryer lol
gabrus:
can i bring a bunch of swords?
Mom:
if you want to be left behind in the airport sure!
gabrus:
do they have soup at breakfast
Mom:
whatever my loves want
Mom:
gotta go, brush your teeth! love you
gabrus:
ok love you too
Mom:
7 more days!!!!