Last week my co-worker and friend Chris Deluca and I were discussing something only an unlucky few would understand. What is the official name for that area on your gut that gets mutilated by your jeans/belt buckle/button when you are overweight and are sitting for a long period of time.

Does this have a name? Maybe THE ATLAS? Because it looks like a roadmap and the obvious irony in naming a fat related body-marring after the dude who holds up the earth.

If you are (un)lucky maybe I will post pictures of mine. I have a cowboy sized belt buckle on today.