This is a picture of me drunk in Costa Rica reading Artie Lange’s autobiography. 

Totally separate thought (i swear) Come to my drunken comedy show, where a heavy set man with dark hair drinks his face off and tells messed up hilarious stories.

http://newyork.ucbtheatre.com/shows/2266

Yup. That is a seven year old girl riding a sheep. I’m a big fan of Texas

Can you believe that is me…To be fair that is lefty, you should see me righty.

This is the same guy that fell asleep going down on a girl.  Hear about that this friday night at the UCB.

Make a reservation

http://newyork.ucbtheatre.com/shows/2266

(i am hoping this video works as bearbait)

This picture was taken right after I fell in the pool on vacation.  I am a hot mess, and I have the stories to prove it.  Come out to my show and laugh your drunk ass off.

BLACKOUT DRUNK
“written” and “performed” by Jon Gabrus
Directed by John Flynn
with Special Guest bartender Ben Rodgers

Friday March 19th @11pm at the UCB theatre.
Make a reservation
http://newyork.ucbtheatre.com/reservations/create/16617

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Bleep Bloop: Coldstone Creamery with Dan Klein and Jon Gabrus.

Pat alerted me to the existence of a Coldstone Creamery videogame a few months ago, and it’s such a minor release that it was hard to confirm it’s existence or when it was coming out. I’m very glad we stayed on top of it.

this was a fun one to shoot.  Game was so weird.  Also I managed to not have one bite of ice cream.

Made the front page of the crossfit football website today.  My trainer at CFSBK took the pic and submitted it for me.

I gotta say, I really love the Crossfit Football programming.

This post is for like 2  of the people that read this blog

This post is for Tiffany.  She has been out of town for work for a while, and misses her men.  Tiff, I am wearing the shirt you got me. I love it.

Well, babe we miss you too! We love you. Hurry home!

Love,

Your Men (boys)

Arthur and Jon

P.S. We swear the apartment is not a disaster, the bed is made and the throw pillows are perfect.

This is a story I told at Collegehumor Live a few months ago.  My dad really is obsessed with cold cuts, and he is a completely awesome guy.  The things I love to tease him about are the things I love about him.

Hear more terrible drinking stories friday night at the UCB theatre

http://newyork.ucbtheatre.com/shows/2266

Come see my one man show Friday night at 11pm.  I will be getting very drunk and sharing true and ridiculous stories that all involve by terrible drinking habit.

Blackout Drunk

“written” and “performed” by Jon Gabrus

Directed by John Flynn

featuring a special TBD guest bartender

make a reservation: http://newyork.ucbtheatre.com/shows/2266