Just showed up for my first powerlifting meet. Super heavyweights lift tomorrow. There are a lot of people here who make me look like (more of) a child.
I will keep updating don’t worry.

Ladies!!!

jeffscherer:

patbaer:

hipster-animals:

You tell me.

Reblog this with your label/occupation for this animal. I’ll pick the best one next week and rename it with a link to your tumblr.

Early 30s college student trying too hard.

Memoirist water buffalo

Sketchy Subway Sketcher

bransonreese:

gabrus:

Branson may be weird, but 3 pints for $5.46 is worth all the weirdness.

I stared at this for a full thirty seconds thinking that somebody had found a receipt of mine and posted it to tumblr or something before I realized what was going on.

I AM NOT THE ONLY THING THAT HAS THE NAME BRANSON.

You’re still weird too man

Branson may be weird, but 3 pints for $5.46 is worth all the weirdness.

blogwell:

collegehumor:

Porn-O-Vision II

Things look a little different when you’ve been watching a lot of porn…

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This article involved a lot of fun google searches, let me tell you. 

I ‘wrote’ this, and the dope ass caldwell animated it.  I know WAY too much about porn.

Now that’s a freezer. Meat CSA delivery today. Ignore bullshit veggie nuggets those are my wifes

kellyqehudson:

this was very fun.

that was a good rehearsal

Remember Alf? He’s back. In pog form.

i say this quote WAY TOO MUCH

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