April 2008
22 posts
Nights of our Lives Tomorrow →
I am doing a show tomorrow at the UCB theatre, that I have never done before. It is a story telling show and this month’s theme is sports. I would love if you came to check it out. If I am not enough of a draw for you, the hilarious Chris Gethard, John Flynn, and John Mulaney are also doing the show. Again, If you need even more than that Kenny Mayne will be reading from his book and...
New Lunchbox →
Hey IFC…Get an embed feature!
Who's Megan Fox? →
mofathelbab: FHM readers just voted her “The Sexiest Woman in The World” but I have no clue as to what she’s been in or done. (Note: I just IMDBed her and she was in the “Transformers” movie - which I saw - and Kelly Ripa’s “Hope and Faith” - which I never had the urge to see nor stumble upon it by accident on ABC…. so that’s that…. Oh, wait! She’s co-starring alongside Simon Pegg and Jeff...
My friend greg who is in his early 30's and is...
Gregory: gotta hit the shower while there's no one in there
later, duder
me: HAHA
“Laughter is a response to a gestalt formation where two previously incompatible...”
– Del Close (I am still trying to figure out what this means)
Running
I went running last night for the first time since Dec 31st. My legs are kind of sore, but while I was running, my breasts hurt from bouncing…and I am a dude. Better get ‘The Bro’
New Lunchbox →
IFC still doesn’t have embedding apparently
www.playboy.com/kendralovesolivegarden →
jakoblodwick: erockappel: You really, really, really have to click on this and watch the video RIGHT NOW! This is fucking absurd! Oh wow. On the walk home today (beautiful weather in NYC), it dawned on me that the media is simply an extension of corporations’ advertising efforts. Anything that isn’t directly used to promote a company serves an indirect purpose: making that particular outlet...
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IM convos with my mom.
I have been saving some of my IM conversations with my mom. She is a great straight man.
This one occurred a week before a family trip to PR (puerto rico)
Mom: hey jonathan
gabrus: hey ma
Mom: confirming our reseverations
gabrus: nice
gabrus: is our hotel on the beach in PR?
Mom: no its 2 blocks away
Mom: but it is the embassy suites
Mom: cocktail party and breakfast
gabrus: oh great
gabrus: is there a gym?
Mom: they call it a workout room probably just a few machines
Mom: not like golds
Mom: you have jason and justin to work out with
gabrus: is there a diving board in the room?
Mom: no its on the balcony
gabrus: how many hair dryers are there?
Mom: what are you worrying about a hair dryer lol
gabrus: can i bring a bunch of swords?
Mom: if you want to be left behind in the airport sure!
gabrus: do they have soup at breakfast
Mom: whatever my loves want
Mom: gotta go, brush your teeth! love you
gabrus: ok love you too
Mom: 7 more days!!!!
Perfect Representation
I just got an Amazon delivery that more or less defines who I am as a person. 2 books about Del Close (Guru, Funniest one in the Room) A forgotten realms fantasy novel (Swords of Dragonfire) 2 trades (Battle Pope Vol 1 and 2) comedy, fantasy, comics. If I would have gotten a steak with blue cheese and a 6 pack of Sierra Nevada Porter and a 5’3 blond named Tiffany in the box it would have...
Me Hosting IFC's Lunchbox, and trying to get on... →
“April Fools! Got you man!”
– A douche